OBS: Script tirado de Alias-Online

[Jennifer] How ya doin Dave?

[Dave] Nice to see ya...I'm doin alright. Tell us a little bit about yourself...about your day, about where you're
from...what you're doin...stuff like that. you know, just like an ice-breaker.

[Jennifer] (clears throat) Ok, uh, let's begin...My day. I started at California this morning at 4...

[Dave] (interrupts) What? You came in today?

[Jennifer] Yeah...

[Dave] Well you must be exhausted for heaven sakes.

[Jennifer] No way man, glad to be here. I'm good... yeah...(pretends to fall asleep)

[Dave] (Ha Ha ha)

[Jennifer] So no, I flew in today and got here, and got all gussied-up and came to see you.

[Dave] Well I certainly appreciate that. You look lovely. And...and what I was gonna lead right into here is I got
a copy of the special double issue of People magazine, and you're one of the 50 most beautiful people in the
world.

[Jennifer] (squirms in her seat) Yeah,...

[Dave] Congratulations...My god...

[Jennifer] Yeah...

[Dave] That's pretty good.

[Jennifer] Pretty exciting.

[Dave] Here you go. (shows picture)

[Jennifer] Yeah. Yeah.

[Dave] Now, uh, do you get like a plaque?

[Jennifer] Yeah, I think so... I think I'll probably just kinda have that made into a statue of some sort, you
know...

[Dave] Now will you go to some sort of gathering with the other 49 people?

[Jennifer] I hope so. I can't wait to, uh...I can't wait to meet them all.

[Dave] And here on the cover...This is I assume Nicole Kidman...

[Jennifer] (interrupts) She's the MOST beautiful apparently.

[Dave] But I saw this. Look at that little caption under her face. Look at that. See that says..."I've never been
happier." "I'm much happier now" it says right there. Well doesn't that... Don't you think that must make Tom
Cruise feel just awful?

(audience laughs)

[Jennifer] (laughs)

[Dave] Don't you think that does...?

[Jennifer] Poor Tom.

[Dave] And...and why would she rub it in like that for God's sake? He's probably not on the list. Is he?

[Paul Shafer] (Laughs)

[Dave] Ummm, Tell us about the show. This is probably very exciting isn't it?

[Jennifer] The shows been, yeah. The show is very cool. It is, um, gosh. The show is about a girl who's a
double agent. And...

[Dave] Just like a college girl right? A student. A college student?

[Jennifer] She's a grad student.

[Dave] A grad student, right.

[Jennifer] But...yeah. She pretends like she's a grad student...She is a grad student. But she also is a double
agent.

[Dave] Mmm hmm.

[Jennifer] And there are good guys and there are bad guys.

[Dave] She knows she's a double agent right?

[Jennifer] She knows she's a double agent.

[Dave] Ok...alright. Ok, Because it can be confusing. She might not know who's good and who's bad.

(audience laughs)

[Jennifer] Ok... Dave stay with me. It's good. We got it... So...

(audience laughs and applauds)

[Jennifer] There are good guys and there are bad guys. And she pretends to be a bad guy but really she's a
good guy.

[Dave] Ohhh. And her father...??

[Jennifer] It's complicated because her father is doing the same thing that she's doing. He's also a double
agent. And her, umm, her handler for the CIA is this...(grins at Dave) ...Good. you're paying attention.

[Dave] I certainly am. Paying wrapped attention.

(audience laughs)

[Jennifer] ...is this very handsome actor named Michael Vartan, who she has feelings for but she can never do
anything about them because nobody can know that she's a double agent. I always get in too deep with this.

[Dave] But now... wasn't somebody...a romantic ...didn't he get rubbed out because he...because you spilled
you're guts?

[Jennifer] Yeah, (laughs) She's kind of a praying mantis. I mean, you don't wanna date this chic...It's bad
news. Yeah. She tends to have the men...she either kills them or they get killed. Kinda keep your distance.

[Dave] Now,...because of the uh kinda of nature of the show...Does that extend to the uh, production of the
show itself? Do they try to keep it? Is it all secretive and very hush-hush?

[Jennifer] Yes! It's very...It's all very secretive, partially because they're constantly coming up with new ideas
as they go along. So they work very hard to, umm, keep the details of whatever's happening or whatever is
about to happen from the actors.

[Dave] Do you know what will happen from show to show?

[Jennifer] No! And it's soooo maddening and frustrating. And the second the new scripts come out. The whole
crew, we're all sitting there, you know, reading , reading, reading. The whole cast. And if, every now and then
a writer will get so excited about an upcoming, you know, detail, or point...plot point that they'll tell one of the
actors. And then they just kind of hoard that, like this little bit of gold, and we kind of trade these secrets back
and forth.

[Dave] Is there any kind of espionage work you might do yourself to find out?

[Jennifer] Well, certainly. Yeah.

(audience laughs)

[Dave] Would be a good idea. Would be good practice for them.

[Jennifer] There was actually one mission that I went on trying to find out. Kind of...what my story was gonna
be. There's this writer's room that's hidden away behind doors. And every time you go into the writer's room,
three writers will pop up and stand in front of this huge bulletin board that has index cards.

[Dave] Oh, they don't want you to see.

[Jennifer] They don't want you to see. And they don't tell us they don't want you to see. They just slyly stand
up and kind of, cover this. And I decided one night. I finished work at two in the morning. Nobody was around
and I happened to be in the office and I thought..."The writer's room appears to be open."

(audience laughs)

[Dave] Soooo?

[Jennifer] Yeah. So, I walked in...(laughs) and I read every single index card for every single character for the
whole year. And I just...I read it like this... like...

[Dave] You were able to take it all in?

[Jennifer] I sucked it all up. And I was about to leave, and I heard a door opening across the hall. And I
whipped around back against the hall. Back against like, the wall...and just hid and waited for the person to
start walking...

[Dave] That's a spy move...

(audience laughs)

[Jennifer] (laughs) Yeah. Exactly. And as...There was one lone writer left in the building, and as they walked
away I kind of did a triple take and zoomed out the other way.

[Dave] So you didn't get caught?

[Jennifer] I didn't get caught. but I was so freaked, that I uh, forgot everything that I read.

[Dave] Well see...that's...you know what that is? That's NOT mission accomplished.

[Jennifer] No it's not...

[Dave] No.

[Jennifer] I never said I accomplished the mission... I just said I went on the mission.

[Dave] You know, we've had uh, a lot of people in that chair and we've been on the air for...and I don't think
I've ever sat that close to another human being that smells quite as nice as you smell.

[Jennifer] (sniffing her arm) Really?

(audience laughs)

[Dave] Oh my God! Crazy!

[Jennifer] Really?...Hmmm.

[Dave] Is that like...probably just...

[Jennifer] It just comes from being one of the...(looks over at the People magazine)

[Dave] I see (laughs)

(audience laughs)

[Jennifer] I woke up this morning. I smelled better. I looked better. you know what I mean?

[Dave] You won the all factory category.

(audience laughs)

[Dave] Well that's just great. So I guess probably you're married and stuff?

[Jennifer]