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[Meredith
Vieira] Actor Victor
Garber went down with the ship in the most successful
movie of all time,
Titanic, and these days he's up to his neck in intrigue,
action, and spy games on the hit ABC series, Alias.
Take a look.
(A clip from Alias: The
Confession is shown.)
[Jack
Bristow] There are
so many things that - that I should probably do. I mean,
as a father. Things I
should ask...and say.
[Sydney
Bristow] Dad, it's
alright. Really.
[Meredith
Vieira] He's good.
Please welcome Victor Garber.
(The audience cheers and applauds. Victor Garber,
smiling, walks out carrying a small blue box. The
audience
gives Victor a standing ovation.)
[Victor
Garber] (to
audience) Thank you! That's so nice! Thank you!
[Victor
Garber] (to Meredith
Vieira) Listen.
(Victor hands Meredith the small blue box and greets her
with a kiss on the cheek.)
[Meredith
Vieira] Thank you,
very much!
(Meredith Vieira and Star Jones sit down. Victor stands
in the middle of their semi-circle.)
[Victor
Garber] Because this
is - this is in lieu of a hideous fight we had
back-stage. I just - I felt so badly
about it. I just had to bring you something.
(Victor sits down in between Star Jones and Joy Behar.
The ladies all laugh.)
[Joy
Behar] Oh, open it!
[Meredith
Vieira] Alright. Can
I open it?
[Victor
Garber] Yeah, you
can open it.
(Meredith Vieira opens the box Victor Garber gave her.)
[Meredith
Vieira] Mmm-hmm.
[Star
Jones] Like it?
[Lisa
Ling] Ahh.
[Meredith
Vieira] It's not
ticking; that's good.
[Victor
Garber] No.
(The audience laughs.)
[Star
Jones] What do you
have?
[Meredith
Vieira] Oh,
earrings. Awww.
[Victor
Garber] Earrings,
yeah. Yeah. They're Dana's, back-stage.
(The ladies all laugh.)
[Meredith
Vieira] Awww.
[Victor
Garber] I just
borrowed them from Dana.
[Star
Jones] They're very
cute.
[Meredith
Vieira] I have to
give them back?
[Victor
Garber] Yes, you do.
Yes you do.
(The audience laughs.)
[Meredith
Vieira] What would
you do if you were me?
[Victor
Garber] I would give
a gift. I think that when you have a fight that the best
thing you can do is give
a, like a lovely blue box.
[Victor
Garber] (to Joy
Behar) Hello, nice to see you.
[Joy
Behar] Nice to see
you.
[Lisa
Ling] Hi, Victor.
[JG] Are - he's mad at her still.
That's why he's not going to give it. Either that, or he
can't remember he got it.
[Victor
Garber] Who - who
caused the fight is -
[Meredith
Vieira] I caused the
fight, which means I should not ask for the gift in my -
[Star
Jones] Have you
apologized?
[Meredith
Vieira] Sort of,
yeah. Yeah. We've apologized, didn't we though? Like, you
know I didn't ask for it.
[Victor
Garber] He - he will
give you the gift. It'll just take a little time.
[Meredith
Vieira] Thank you.
[Lisa
Ling] Maybe you
should give him a little gift, too.
[Victor
Garber] Well, no, I
don't think she should ask, no, because that's sort of
like begging.
[Meredith
Vieira] Yeah, it's
pathetic. And it's not -
[Joy
Behar] Well, why
don't you put - put one of the kids up to it? Daddy, look
what I found?
[Victor
Garber] Well, that's
very nice. Yeah. Put the kids in the middle, it always
really works well. I know,
in my case, it really works well for me. I was a middle
child, and I'm a mess.
[Meredith
Vieira] So, Victor,
are you having terror sex?
[Victor
Garber] Sex with a
terrorist?
(The ladies all laugh.)
[Victor
Garber] I didn't
quite get that. Terrorist sex - sex with a terrorist. No,
it's 'cause I'm too busy. I'm
too busy.
[Meredith
Vieira] Oh, you are.
[Victor
Garber] Hi, Star.
[Star
Jones] Hi, Victor.
[Victor
Garber] Nice to see
you.
[Star
Jones] Nice to see
you.
[Joy
Behar] Did you
indulge in anything after September 11th?
[Victor
Garber] I indulged
in everything.
[Joy
Behar] You did.
[Victor
Garber] Yeah, and I
still am.
[Joy
Behar] Yeah. Why?
[Victor
Garber] Because any
excuse, that's the thing, you know, you can't use these
things as - as an
excuse.
[Meredith
Vieira] Yes.
[Victor
Garber] 'Cause
otherwise you're in big trouble.
[Joy
Behar] Yeah.
[Victor
Garber] And you pay
for it, you know. But you gain a lot of weight or you -
children.
(The ladies all laugh.)
[Meredith
Vieira] Either way
it's bad news.
[Victor
Garber] Either way.
[Meredith
Vieira] In your new
show, you - you play a double agent and you have a lot of
action scenes.
You're constantly beatin' someone up, doing - and you
never break a sweat. Have you ever seen this much
action in - in your acting before?
[Victor
Garber] No, and I'm
shocked that I'm actually doing it. I can't - I can't
believe anyone actually
asked me to play a spy.
[Meredith
Vieira] Really?
[Victor
Garber] And I'm so
happy.
(The ladies all laugh.)
[Victor
Garber] Yeah,
because then I get to -
[Meredith
Vieira] You don't
see yourself as that actor.
(Victor Garber clears his throat.)
[Victor
Garber] I'd rather
play real idiots - I, [assholes] - I, sorry, can I say
that on television?
[Meredith
Vieira] No!
[Star
Jones] You just did.
[Joy
Behar] No, you
can't.
(The audience laughs.)
[Victor
Garber] I thought
you could say that.
[Meredith
Vieira] We've said
everything else but -
[Victor
Garber] No, you
know, I play like womanizing, uh, idiots, or - or
[assholes] - and, um, or, but - but
I, you know, to play - to play a complicated double agent
spy, you know, with a beautiful daughter. This is, uh,
this is so much fun.
[Star
Jones] You look a
little spy-like, though.
[Victor
Garber] Do I?
[Star
Jones] Yeah. You -
You've kind of got that spy look about you.
[Victor
Garber] Yeah, I'm
kind of mysterious, aren't I?
[Lisa
Ling] How do you
prepare for all the physical action that you do?
[Victor
Garber] I drink.
(Everyone laughs.)
[Victor
Garber] No, I - I,
you know what I do? I - I - I go to the fight coordinator
and I say "just make me
look good." Just, whatever you do, just make me look
good. So, on this week's episode, on Sunday night,
there's a big confession, uh, which I reveal something,
which I'm not gonna tell you.
(The audience says "Aw.")
[Victor
Garber] I'm sorry, I
cannot tell you. But you have to watch. And then - but I
actually do a cool
move this week with my elbow which I was so impressed
with 'cause I have to like - it said in the script, you
know, "he punches him," you know, so I thought,
oh okay I can do that. And, what I do is I -
(Victor pretends to punch Star with his elbow. Joy Behar
laughs.)
[Star
Jones] Really.
[Meredith
Vieira] Like Kung Fu
almost.
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font color="#FF0000" size="1" face="Verdana">[Victor
Garber] It's Kung
Fu, yeah. And, uh, I would never have thought to do that
but the stunt
coordinator, you know, they - that's what their job is,
is to make you look like you can do it. Jennifer Garner,
you know, does it all.
[Lisa
Ling] She is
amazing.
[Victor
Garber] She fights
and she kicks and she - she's astonishing, really.
[Lisa
Ling] Yeah.
[Victor
Garber] You know,
she says it's from her ballet training but I think it's
really -
[Joy
Behar] That she's a
guy?
[Victor
Garber] That she's a
spy!
(Everyone laughs.)
[Joy
Behar] She thinks
she's a guy!
[Lisa
Ling] No, she's -
she's great.
[Victor
Garber] She really
is. She is not a stunt guy. She's great - she's really
great.
[Joy
Behar] Now, you
know, we know you from the theater.
[Victor
Garber] Really?
[Joy
Behar] You're very
much the theatrical actor.
[Victor
Garber] Uh...
[Joy
Behar] Now what made
you do, you know, a series like this on TV?
[Victor
Garber] Joy.
[Joy
Behar] Besides the
cashola, baby!
[Victor
Garber] Cashola. I
wanted to buy a lovely apartment in Manhattan.
[Joy
Behar] There you go.
[Victor
Garber] And, uh,
with a terrorist, okay?
(Everyone laughs.)
[Victor
Garber] Someone once
said to me, a - a - a - a wonderful actress named Kate
Mulligan said to me
once, "you know, I look at every job as a new
bathroom."
(Everyone laughs.)
[Victor
Garber] And that -
that's exactly - that's really what it is, you know. So,
I will, uh, I'll be - you
know, if this goes for a couple of years, I'll be comin'
back and buying the nicest village apartment with a
lovely terrace - you'll all come over; it'll be great.
[Lisa
Ling] There's just
so many people who remember you from The Titanic, Oscar
Award-winning Titanic.
Did you ever anticipate that that movie would become as
big as it - as it was?
[Victor
Garber] No, we were,
you know, we were basically, uh, in - in - near Tijuana,
drunk. Um, just on
the, you know, we were - I was there at the very end of
the movie - they, they, they kept me there to do a
shot that was never in the movie but, you know, no one
ever believed that it would do what it did, I mean,
except maybe James Cameron because, you know.
[Joy
Behar] The king of
the world.
[Victor
Garber] He is the
king of the world. You know, and you have to say, I mean,
you know, it was a
complicated and difficult shoot but - but - but when we
saw this - you know, we got to the premiere, it was - it
was, I thought, how did he do this? How did he make this
movie?
[Joy
Behar] Yeah.
[Victor
Garber] It was,
like, it was astonishing. Gee.
[Meredith
Vieira] It was
really good.
[Victor
Garber] Yeah, it was
good. It was good - it was a good movie.
[Joy
Behar] A lot of
people didn't like it.
[Victor
Garber] Really?
[Joy
Behar] Yeah. Plenty
of people.
[Victor
Garber] Yes. People
come up to me and they say, "I saw you in something,
what was it?" I say,
"Titanic." "I didn't like that."
[Joy
Behar] Yeah.
[Victor
Garber] Oh, really.
Oh, thanks for - thanks for sharing, you know.
[Lisa
Ling] The biggest
movie in the world but -
[Meredith
Vieira] I don't
think people don't realize that you're an accomplished
singer - that, that - now,
come on, you are, in high school -
[Victor
Garber] I have - I
have done musicals and I -
[Meredith
Vieira] You were
part of a folk group called The Sugar Shack, is it? Or
Shoppe?
[Victor
Garber] Close.
[Meredith
Vieira] Sugar
Shoppe.
[Victor
Garber] Very good.
Sugar Shoppe. Shoppe. Shoppe.
[Meredith
Vieira] Shoppe.
Sugar Shoppe.
[Victor
Garber] Yeah. I was
in The Sugar Shoppe, I'm sure you all remember that
group.
(The audience laughs.)
[Meredith
Vieira] It was a
folk group.
[Victor
Garber] No, it was
sort of loosely based on the Mama's & Papa's. 'Cause
when I was a kid that's -
they were my favorite group and I wanted to be - and, and
so we formed this group in Canada, and uh we
recorded a song, a centennial song called
"Canada" and it became a big hit, um, and we
were on The Ed
Sullivan Show. We actually -
[Joy
Behar] The song was
called "Canada?"
[Victor
Garber] Yes, like
the country.
(Everyone laughs.)
[Victor
Garber] Well, yeah,
it was like a centennial song. Yeah.
[Joy
Behar] Like on South
Park, that one?
[Victor
Garber] No, it was
not like on - no. It was a kind of reverential song.
[Joy
Behar] You know, I
would like to make a song called "New Jersey."
(Everyone laughs.)
[Victor
Garber] I think the
New Jersey people would like you for that.
(The audience cheers and applauds.)
[Meredith
Vieira] We love you
whether ya' sing or you don't, okay?
[Victor
Garber] Thank you.
Thank you very much.
[Meredith
Vieira] And thank
you for the earrings.
[Victor
Garber] They're
beautiful.
[Meredith
Vieira] A generous
man.
[Victor
Garber] Yeah, aren't
they nice?
[Meredith
Vieira] Our thanks
to Victor Garber.
[Victor
Garber] Yeah.
[Meredith
Vieira] Don't forget
to watch Alias Sunday nights at 9 right here on ABC.
We'll be right back.
(The audience applauds.)
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